The Astros beat up an abysmal Braves team last night. The Astros logged 5 runs before Braves starting pitcher Bartolo Colon had even gotten a single out in the first inning, starting with a glorious RBI Single for Altuve , and including two homers by Carlos Correa and Carlos Beltran . Colon tried to get the game back under control, and did in fact for a while: 13 of the next 14 batters he faced he sent down. Maybe the Braves could get back in this - but then, Josh Reddick shattered those hopes in the 5th by crushing his 100th homer and putting the Astros up 6-0. And although the Braves were able to put up 2 runs, they never had a chance. The Astros just rode their batters home and finished the game up 8-3, handing the Braves their 19th loss of the season. But who cares right? I mean the Braves are terrible. I thought the Brandon Phillips signing was a horrible idea, but he's not doing that badly. He and Freddie Freeman are ...